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“Who Maureen Halim?” Second Aunt says, walking back in the room.
“The maid of honor.” My voice comes out all dazed. I don’t get it. Why would Maureen be calling Ah Guan? Just as I think that, a text comes in.
Maureen [1:32PM]: Where the fuck r u???
Maureen [1:32PM]: The things r ready!!
Maureen [1:33PM]: This was ur idea, don’t tell me ur backing out now!!
Backing out of what? My fingers move faster than my mind does, and before I know it, I’ve typed out a reply.
Ah Guan [1:33PM]: Not backing out, but can’t talk rn.
Maureen [1:34PM]: Can’t talk?! R u fuckin kidding me rn?
She rings again, and this time, I pick up. I don’t even need to say anything before she launches into a tirade. I don’t even need to put her on speaker; in the small, silent room, her voice comes out painfully clear.
“You fucking shithead, you better get here right now and pick shit up, or else I’m gonna report your ass. Door’s unlocked. I’m going into the dining hall before they realize I’m missing. Move. Your. Ass.” With that, she disconnects the call, leaving me staring at the phone.
“Wah, this Maureen very angry girl,” Second Aunt says from behind my back. “She need to do Tai Chi.”
“I guess I need to pick up whatever Ah Guan was supposed to pick up so she doesn’t realize he’s dead,” I say, weakly.
“I go with you,” Second Aunt says. “I done my Tai Chi now, so I very calm. You need someone calm.”
She is not wrong. I thank her, and we both leave the room.
“Where we going?”
“Well, when I left, Maureen was in the bridal suite, so I guess I’ll start there.” There’s a dark suspicion unfolding in my mind as we walk, and I hope against all hope that it’s not what I think it is, but when I get to the bridal suite, the deadbolt on the door has been left in the locked position, with the door slightly open, so that the door doesn’t swing shut and automatically lock. My stomach is twisting, but I make myself knock and call out, “Maureen? You there?”
No answer. I push open the door slightly and peer in. “Maureen?”
Still silence. Second Aunt pushes the door wide open. Or tries to, anyway. There’s something blocking it. We exchange a look and push harder, until the gap is big enough for us to get through. The object that’s behind the door turns out to be a heavy duffel bag. I bend down and unzip it and—
“Ahhh, shit.” I sigh.
“What is it? What inside—oh.”
I suck in a breath through gritted teeth. “The tea ceremony gifts.”
• • •
“Waaah, this one’s gorgeous,” Fourth Aunt cries, opening a velvet box and finding a diamond necklace inside. She strokes it with as much adoration as a mother stroking her newborn. “Can’t I just keep one?”
“No!” I snap, snatching the box away from her. I slam it shut and put it back in the duffel bag. When I look back, Second Aunt looks up guiltily. She’s doing Tai Chi in the middle of my hotel room, and on one outstretched arm she has on a thick gold Cartier bracelet and on the other she has a Patek Philippe watch on. “Second Aunt!”
“Not keeping them,” she mutters. “Just want see what they look like when I do Tai Chi.” She moves into a different pose and says, “Grasp the Bird’s Tail pose. Oooh, look nice, ah?”
Fourth Aunt nods appreciatively.
I march over to her and hold out my palm. “Give them back.”
“So spoilsport.” She takes them off and drops them in my hand with a pout.
“I—or we—need to figure out what the hell’s happening.” I pace the room. “Okay, so it looks like Maureen and Ah Guan know each other somehow, and they plotted to steal the tea ceremony gifts. Maureen’s moved the gifts from the boxes into the bag, and Ah Guan’s supposed to pick them up, which we’ve done for him, and now . . . now what?”
“Have some tea, Meddy, you’re too anxious,” Fourth Aunt says, passing me a steaming cup of my favorite tea, Tie Guan Yin.
“Tea got caffeine, will stress her out even more. Better you just do Tai Chi, Meddy. Come, you do with me.” Second Aunt plucks the teacup out of my hand and places it on the desk before launching into a Tai Chi pose. “Parting the Wild Horse’s Mane,” she says, stretching out both hands.
This is impossible. “I’m going to the balcony to think.” I stride outside and close the sliding door behind me. Leaning against the balcony railing, I breathe out a huge sigh. Before me is the mountain view, which is a nice way of saying “not ocean view,” but the sight of all the trees and greenery is soothing to me. Okay, so. Ah Guan was an even bigger shit than I thought. I close my eyes. Let’s pretend to be him for a second. I’ve got a duffel bag filled with expensive gifts. What do I do?
I get off the island as fast as I can.
They’d sent us an e-mail with travel details. I take out my phone and open the e-mail, scrolling down to “Vendors boat timetable.” Sure enough, there’s a yacht for vendors who aren’t staying overnight scheduled to leave in fifteen minutes. The next one leaves in six hours’ time. Ah Guan would’ve wanted to leave ASAP. How would he have smuggled the duffel bag out, though?
The lilies. He would’ve arrived here with crates of them. I guess he could just stuff the duffel bag into one of those crates and nobody would be the wiser. Right. So. That was most likely his plan. Now that I’ve figured it out, what do I do? I took the duffel bag because I didn’t want Maureen to find out that he’s not here. I thought maybe it would be best to keep up the appearance of having him still be alive. But if I go along with their plan, it means I would be stealing from Jacqueline and Tom. And they don’t deserve that. I’m already a killer; I really don’t need to add “thief” to the growing list of crimes.
I’ll return the gifts to them. Just gotta figure out how. Can’t exactly march up to Jacqueline and tell her that her maid of honor is a lying, thieving jerk, because then I’d have to explain how I found out. Maybe I could just leave the duffel bag outside the bridal suite? But then Maureen would know that something went wrong on Ah Guan’s end. Argh. Okay. I’ll figure it out somehow. In the meantime, I’ll just have a freaking dead body and a bag full of stolen goods in my room, because of course I do.
There’s a knock on the glass door. I open it and Fourth Aunt says, “You’re going to be here awhile, right? Er Jie and I are going to lunch. We’re starving.”
“Oh. Yeah, of course. Go. Thanks for watching the—you know—while I was gone.”
“Of course, that what family do,” Second Aunt says. They slip on their shoes, call out their goodbyes to me, and leave the room. I go back inside, closing the balcony door behind me, and sip the tea that Fourth Aunt had made for me. With a sigh, I plop down on the other bed, staring at Ah Guan. Or rather, the lump that’s covered by the duvet. Oh lord, it’s just hit me that one of us will have to sleep in this bed that housed a dead body for hours. Inconceivable. I’ll just—I’ll sleep in the bathtub. Or with Ma. Or on the floor. Anywhere but the bed Ah Guan’s corpse is cooling down in. I look at the stocking feet sticking out. How surreal that there’s an actual human body underneath that. A human body I killed. And there, on the desk, the duffel bag. I pick it up and put it inside the closet. Seems wrong to just leave a bag full of stolen jewelry and money out in the open like that.
Just as I’m sliding the closet door shut, there’s another knock. Without thinking, I swing it open, saying, “Did you forget something, Fourth—” The last word chokes halfway up my throat. Because there, standing in front of me, isn’t Fourth Aunt or Second Aunt.
It’s Nathan.